HewhoCorrupts

Sorry for not posting in a couple months, the bowl of Cocoa Puffs I poured took longer than I thought to finish off. To make up for it, I'm going to tell you guys about the greatest band of all time: Hewhocorrupts.

A very satirical band from Chicago, Hewhocorrupts is 2 parts technical, 2 parts grind insanity, and 69 parts delicious. They make fun of basically anything corporate, with songs intended to mock Metallica ("Ride the Limo," "Master of Profits,") and known to go out on stage in business suits. I never heard of it before hearing Hewhocorrupts, but members of the band are also in powerviolence band Kungfu Rick who are also pretty badass. If you're ever about to test drive a Hummer and crash it into a mall, Hewhocorrupts is the band to blast while doing so. Lucky for you guys, they put everything they ever made into one release called "The Discographer," so you don't have to waste any time at all to hear the band that inspired Colonel Sanders to fry his first piece of chicken.


If you still don't care about what I have to say, check them out (and look at their pictures) to get a little too acquainted with the band. http://www.myspace.com/hewhocorrupts